Welcome to the first Courtoons Caption Contest. The Courtoon in question is above. To enter, submit a caption (or quote for the characters) as a comment. (When you enter your e-mail address it will not be posted on the site, but it will let me contact the winner.) The contest will be open until Thursday, April 9, at 11:59 pm EST.
The winning entry will be posted as a Courtoon (with recognition to the winner). The winner will also receive a signed original of the Courtoon. David Mills retains sole discretion to decide the winner. That decision is not reviewable on appeal nor subject to a petition for certiorari.