Friday Bonus: Caption Contest
Welcome to another Courtoons Caption Contest . . . .
Same rules as last time (submit entries as comments). Contest is open until Thursday, April 23, 2009, at 11:59 pm EST. Winner receives signed high-quality print inside a matted frame. Winner will be announced April 25, 2009.
When the long arm of the law isn’t enough.
what expectation of privacy?
The prosecutor is hoping that Kyllo v. United States does not prohibit evidence seized in “plain view” due to freak mutations.
Spreague took mine. >:(
Demand for human-giraffe cross-breeding explodes after the development of the “policeman at the elbow” test
Terrier Stop
When called to testify after the incident, the only thing Lucy could remember about the officer was his beady eyes.
“Ello, Ello. What’s all this, then?”
Not impersonating an police officer … in the Ninth Circuit.
lol at Rhubarb’s terrier stop!
Just as Little Johnny finished putting salt on a worm he looked up and realized he had made a terrible mistake.
Lex Luthor had grown accustomed to Superman, but Mr. Incredible still gave him the heebie-jeebies.
Oliver v. United States
Officer Jones had been teased mercilessly at the academy for his freak mutation. It only took one “plain-view” case for the enitre force to see his worth.
Officer Plainview was the ACLU’s worst nightmare.
Lawful Terry stop pursuant to the Fantastic Fourth Amendment
Officer Dhalsim tries really hard to keep his Street Fighter past in check after the last mishap with his Yoga Flame.
Seargent Peakover v. Martijuana: A case in which “devices available to the general public” was changed to “devices available to the normal general public”
or
Reason for dismissal of Seargent Peakover: necking in public.
In light of slumping tax revenue, the police develop new ways of ticketing pooper-scooper violators.
“Long-Arm Statute Inspector” or “Long-Arm Statute Enforcement”
When upper-cuts go drastically wrong.
Officer Plainview is clearly missing some curtilage.
Had the young boy walking his dog after curfew been black, LAPD officer Rubberparts would have instead extended the hand holding the club first
ACLU members get a cold shiver as Officer I. N. Plainview starts his first beat patrol.
Cop: Nothing to see here, move along, move along.
Caption: “Rubbernecking” has never officially been declared illegal.
Officer: “Hello, good citizen. I’m Officer Necky McLongneck.”
Pedestrian: “Hello, Officer McLongneck. My goodness! You sure do have an amazing neck! I’m so impressed!”
Dog: “So, what?! I’m a f’n dog that can talk!”
Dissatisfied with the inapplicability of long-arm jurisdiction in the criminal context, the state legislature experimented with long-neck jurisdiction.
Go Go Gadget Fourth Amendment Violator!
What happens when you eat the fruit of the poisonous tree
The T1000 becomes “general public use” under Kyllo.
Aware of his parole violations; “Shorty” Davis was forced to walk through town disguised as a dog to avoid police scrutiny.
Why pre-arrest, pre-Miranda silence should not be used as substantive evidence of guilt: example #14.
Officer Terry used one of his superpowers to determine if there was probable cause stop little Joey for dognapping.
NOTICE OF ERRATA:
Officer Terry used one of his superpowerS to determine if there was probable cause to stop little Joey on suspicion of dognapping.
It was quite a stretch for Officer PlasticMan to conclude that there was reasonable suspicion to stop Johnny.
or
It was quite a stretch for Officer PlasticMan to conclude that the cocaine concealed in Fido was in plain view.
Suck my own dick, LIKE A COP!!!
Officer Geoffrey conducting a dog sniff outside the Toys R Us.
Cop: “I saw that you let your dog poop on the sidewalk around the corner and didn’t bag it.”
Caption: Cop sticks his neck out and catches crap.
CJG is the runaway victor.
Underdog was not impressed with Stretch Armstrong’s new career choice.
Torts Final Exam:
The mutation of the officer Long’s neck occured because he stepped in Snoopy’s droppings. Is Charlie Brown liable?
No, no forseeablity.
“Some say it was his dedication; others, his instincts. But all agreed that Officer Johnson was head and shoulders above the rest.”
(@Vic–very clever. But @Tim’s entry is amazing.)
Officer Peabody would later admit that the probable cause for Rover’s arrest was a bit of a stretch.
Nick wins:
“Officer Plainview is clearly missing some curtilage” LOVE IT!
CJG or JoeV for sure.
How can it not be Nick? Property law gets no respect!
“The police department’s solution to the CCTV ban.”
It was then that John knew… there would be nothing reasonable about this search and seizure.