Comments on: Friday, July 3, 2009 — Caption Contest http://www.courtoons.net/2009/07/03/stickman/ Daily Legal Cartoons. By David Mills. Fri, 30 Jul 2010 21:16:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: anonymous http://www.courtoons.net/2009/07/03/stickman/#comment-1820 anonymous Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:16:40 +0000 http://www.courtoons.net/?p=1689#comment-1820 um, it is a legal puns cartoon caption "contest" - clearly Mr. Cat and I have similar failings... um, it is a legal puns cartoon caption “contest” – clearly Mr. Cat and I have similar failings…

]]> By: Mr. Cat http://www.courtoons.net/2009/07/03/stickman/#comment-1819 Mr. Cat Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:37:37 +0000 http://www.courtoons.net/?p=1689#comment-1819 anonimus at 7:07: u haz a life FAIL anonimus at 7:07:

u haz a life FAIL

]]> By: anonymous http://www.courtoons.net/2009/07/03/stickman/#comment-1818 anonymous Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:07:27 +0000 http://www.courtoons.net/?p=1689#comment-1818 Breve judiciale non cadit pro defectu formae – A judicial writing does not fail through defect of form. OR Custos morum – A guardian of morals. OR De minimis lex non curat - The law does not notice trifling matters. OR Generale nihil certum implicat – A general expression implies nothing certain. OR Homo vocabulum est naturae; persona juris civilis – Man is a term of nature, person of the civil law. OR In loco parentis - In place of the parent. Breve judiciale non cadit pro defectu formae – A judicial writing does not fail through defect of form.

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Custos morum – A guardian of morals.

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De minimis lex non curat – The law does not notice trifling matters.

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Generale nihil certum implicat – A general expression implies nothing certain.

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Homo vocabulum est naturae; persona juris civilis – Man is a term of nature, person of the civil law.

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In loco parentis – In place of the parent.

]]> By: Sweet Georgia Brown http://www.courtoons.net/2009/07/03/stickman/#comment-1817 Sweet Georgia Brown Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:01:26 +0000 http://www.courtoons.net/?p=1689#comment-1817 Kpawss at July 3, 2009 at 2:31 pm was the best! Does anyone remember the civil procedure case re: damages not normally resulting from the type of cause of action plead must be specially plead? COA was negligence/automobile accident, injury was a viagra-type long term permanant, um, 'condition' ? I can't recall the case name but I will forever remember the special pleading requirement thanks to my stick figure drawing in the margins of the case book. Kpawss at July 3, 2009 at 2:31 pm was the best!

Does anyone remember the civil procedure case re: damages not normally resulting from the type of cause of action plead must be specially plead? COA was negligence/automobile accident, injury was a viagra-type long term permanant, um, ‘condition’ ? I can’t recall the case name but I will forever remember the special pleading requirement thanks to my stick figure drawing in the margins of the case book.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.courtoons.net/2009/07/03/stickman/#comment-1812 Anonymous Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:28:39 +0000 http://www.courtoons.net/?p=1689#comment-1812 Your Honor, our defense is two-dimensional. OR The parties accused each other in open court, but it was clear that only one of them had any substance. OR Trial set for two weeks. Is that all that's left on the docket? Oh, okay, well in that case, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Your Honor, our defense is two-dimensional.

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The parties accused each other in open court, but it was clear that only one of them had any substance.

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Trial set for two weeks. Is that all that’s left on the docket? Oh, okay, well in that case, IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

]]> By: Slum Shady http://www.courtoons.net/2009/07/03/stickman/#comment-1806 Slum Shady Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:14:15 +0000 http://www.courtoons.net/?p=1689#comment-1806 Oh and BTW i'm going to have to go with J on July 7 at 10:10 am for the win here. It's good on all counts. It's funny, it's true, it has strong legal connotations and fits in perfectly with the picture. Oh and BTW i’m going to have to go with J on July 7 at 10:10 am for the win here. It’s good on all counts. It’s funny, it’s true, it has strong legal connotations and fits in perfectly with the picture.

]]> By: Slum Shady http://www.courtoons.net/2009/07/03/stickman/#comment-1803 Slum Shady Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:07:38 +0000 http://www.courtoons.net/?p=1689#comment-1803 Caption 1 Lawyer: E.T!! What are you doing here? GO HOME! Caption 2 Firstly, congratulations on you getting the skiing equipment from the ro'bust' Lew Inn at Aspen. Secondly, I know we are talking of the same old Bill here but could you act a little interested? You're already adorning a couple of Lew Inn Skies beneath your table. Let's stick to the point here. Caption 1

Lawyer: E.T!! What are you doing here? GO HOME!

Caption 2

Firstly, congratulations on you getting the skiing equipment from the ro’bust’ Lew Inn at Aspen. Secondly, I know we are talking of the same old Bill here but could you act a little interested? You’re already adorning a couple of Lew Inn Skies beneath your table. Let’s stick to the point here.

]]> By: Brian http://www.courtoons.net/2009/07/03/stickman/#comment-1801 Brian Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:24:38 +0000 http://www.courtoons.net/?p=1689#comment-1801 Your honor, we were unable to locate the "strawman" here we have his brother, the "stickman", to testify on his behalf. Your honor, we were unable to locate the “strawman” here we have his brother, the “stickman”, to testify on his behalf.

]]> By: MIK http://www.courtoons.net/2009/07/03/stickman/#comment-1800 MIK Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:21:04 +0000 http://www.courtoons.net/?p=1689#comment-1800 Judge: Excuse me, sir, you realize you interrupting oral arguments. U.S. News Rep. (stickman): Oh, just ignore me. I am here to observe and rank you. We already domintate law school rankings and will soon dominate law firm rankings in order to "help" people pick the best choice...U.S. courts are the next rational addition. FORUM SHOPPING: The Next Stage!!! Judge: Excuse me, sir, you realize you interrupting oral arguments.

U.S. News Rep. (stickman): Oh, just ignore me. I am here to observe and rank you. We already domintate law school rankings and will soon dominate law firm rankings in order to “help” people pick the best choice…U.S. courts are the next rational addition.

FORUM SHOPPING: The Next Stage!!!

]]> By: Ryan http://www.courtoons.net/2009/07/03/stickman/#comment-1798 Ryan Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:25:04 +0000 http://www.courtoons.net/?p=1689#comment-1798 "Please explain to the court why you believe the x-rays your doctor ordered were unnecessary" “Please explain to the court why you believe the x-rays your doctor ordered were unnecessary”

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