Comments on: Friday, August 14, 2009

By: Fordham Law '10

Fordham Law '10 — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:24:02 +0000

@ Fordham Law ’11: Screw Whole Foods. I refuse to shop anywhere that forces me to use paper bags. with that said, I am quite happy with Whole Foods’ CEO coming out strongly against “universal healthcare” recently, so perhaps I’m startin’ to like them a bit…

Dave: Glad you took my suggestion to start a “Free Mills from Prison” fund;-)… If that idea had anything to do with the return of Courtoons, I’m quite honored.. (I should tell my mom; she’d be quite proud. This is probably the first time anyone has ever taken an idea of mine and made something productive of it…

By: RyanL

RyanL — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:17:27 +0000

This courtoon is racist.

By: Tracey

Tracey — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 15:14:20 +0000

Danny DeVito will, of course, be playing Sam the Squirrel. Or should we get Tony Cox for that role, so it will be suitably racist?

By: Baker McKenzie LLP

Baker McKenzie LLP — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 05:24:34 +0000

Hi,

This is baker mckenzie. Well like good legal talent. Especially legal talent that can ‘draw’. hahahaah I carack myself up. Wait, I digress. Since you have set up a Mills Fund. We are pleased to sponsor you. We will pay you
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1 MILLion dollars!

IF, and ONLY IF, you use our gulfstream jet to travel and agree to the option of staying in the allotted locations such as the Bahamas, Morocco, Vienna, Bangkok, Perth, Rio De Janeiro, Houston, Vancouver, Paris or Milan. Also, you cannot take a leave of more than 90 days in a year.

Is that ok with you?

Oh and you’ll have to work for us and draw Cartoons depicting our clients in a positive light so the media falls in love with their personas, thereby making it challenging for the courts to convict them (not that they’re guilty). Also, since we expect Viacom to buy your Courtoon series and turn into a cartoon series and thereafter a movie featuring Vin Diesel and Danny De Vito, you have to authorise us to act on your behalf in transaction as and when it happens. Oh!, and it WILL happen. Yes it will.

By: anon

anon — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:20:07 +0000

pledge to donate $1 for each person I email a courtoon.

By: Mr. Cat

Mr. Cat — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 05:51:15 +0000

wat u , meen u want my moneee. i use dis foar filay o fish. not for cartoonis. u mewlarius but not DAT mewlarious 1!

owch. mr . cat 1: millz 0/.

By: Fordham Law '11

Fordham Law '11 — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 04:02:39 +0000

Following upon the suggestion of a fellow Fordham Law dork, I sent $2 your way. Note, however, that there’s a condition: this $2 is not to be used towards a McBLT. Put it towards something healthier at Whole Foods instead.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 21:04:18 +0000

Considering putting ads on the site and/or the RSS feed… adsense text ads aren’t very invasive and it might make beer money.

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 22:01:21 +0000

Ouch. That’s not just a burn, that’s humiliating.

By: Dasha

Dasha — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 20:34:39 +0000

Ah, to come to work this morning and find Courtoons rss feed updated with a Friday cartoon. All is well with the world. Thank you!